My hair reeks of homosexuality.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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