i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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