In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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