This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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