I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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