not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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