You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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