i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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