have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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