Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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