don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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