Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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