This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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