Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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