I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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