Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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