Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
There are leaves in my underwear?
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