You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
did i just pee glitter
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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