I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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