Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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