ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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