This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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