The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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