do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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