i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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