So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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