It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
