these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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