no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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