i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
