I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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