they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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