Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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