I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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