okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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