i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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