New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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