is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
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