I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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