the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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