Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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