wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
