So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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