I don't think brook has ever known best
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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