Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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