just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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