I need help removing her.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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