she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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