I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
