I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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