We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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