I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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