i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
