Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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