Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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