respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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